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Haha, this Kolej has fucked with me too many times, and I am moving out.

I signed for the new flat, and I now have the key to the door.

Once I get my stuff moved in, there will be pics.

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Congrats. Closer to a bus stop?
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It's right in front of a tram stop. Also, I just took a spin around the TV. It turns out that on of the previous tenants set the digital up so that the first few channels were news and then the next bunch of channels are all Arabic porn.

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Arabic porn? Forgive my cultural ignorance, but I didn't realize such a thing existed.
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Count_Arioch_the_28th wrote:Arabic porn? Forgive my cultural ignorance, but I didn't realize such a thing existed.
It's pretty much the same as other kinds of porn, except that the naked and nearly ladies happen to be Arab. the text scrolls the other way, and there are ads to call in from countries where doing so is punishable by death.

It's comedy gold. Naked Saudi Arabian women licking each other and call-in numbers for when you're calling from the UAE, Saudi Arabia, or Kuwait.

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Wait, do you mean "Call in and we will come and execute you" like some bizarre Paranoia/Imperium thing, or "Call in for sexy time chat at $5 a minute" (which happens to be very illegal in the very countries listed) or "Call us here if this is an evil violation of your rights, and are disgusted by these things and want us to do something about such filth appearing on your screen"?
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As promised, some pictures of the flat.

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Nice flat
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Looks cozy. Is that furniture that you bought, or did it come in the flat? The table is particularly nice.
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Your new place looks really nice.
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Very nice, sir, very nice.
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It's airy. Awesome flat.

Also, who's the reference dude at the door?
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frank mayhaps?
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Post by Crissa »

Naw, it's his roomate who's a teeny bit smaller and darker an has darker hair.

Of course, it took seeing it in high rez to notice, also, Frank said so.

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Post by Draco_Argentum »

Crissa wrote:Of course, it took seeing it in high rez to notice, also, Frank said so.
Not wearing orange, not Frank. At least every shot I've ever seen him post hes in orange.
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Post by Calibron »

Nice place. Hardwood floors are always a plus.
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Price?
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The person in that picture is indeed Amiruth. He was going to go home to the UK, but he can't because the Czech government denied him the ability to fly and seized his passport. The British government is seriously considering sending a military plane to evacuate him to Manchester.

We are paying 9000 CZK each.

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Why was his passport seized?
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Wow, that sounds pretty serious. Or do these kinds of things happen all the time between Eastern and Western Europe?

Anyway, the place is indeed pretty nice. Looks like the last guy left it in good condition.
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FrankTrollman wrote: We are paying 9000 CZK each.
Oh OK. So that's like $5 USD, two eggs, and half a goat; the not-so-good half.
ckafrica wrote:Why was his passport seized?
Risking a racist comment on my part, Frank's friend does look Arab.
Not extremist, not disgruntled, just Arab... and that's enough for some semi-civilized Western nations to detain someone or even just treat them like an underclass citizen.
Hell, America is one of those petty, schizophrenic, biased lesser nations.
I wish Amiruth and the British military good luck on their plan.
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Amiruth got his passport back. MI6 got it for him. Also they offered him a sit-down, a cup-a-tea, and a biscuit. Apparently the British Foreign Service is seriously that British.

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FrankTrollman wrote:Amiruth got his passport back. MI6 got it for him. Also they offered him a sit-down, a cup-a-tea, and a biscuit. Apparently the British Foreign Service is seriously that British.

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My girlfriend says she likes the Ikea bedset. She had the bed and still has the nightstand.
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FrankTrollman wrote:Amiruth got his passport back. MI6 got it for him. Also they offered him a sit-down, a cup-a-tea, and a biscuit. Apparently the British Foreign Service is seriously that British.
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